Thursday, February 10, 2005
Bend it like BEKVÄM
Heunda Bleunda indeed!
Stabbings, riots, and turmoil greeted the midnight grand opening of IKEA Edmonton,
where an estimated 7000 persons gathered for the prospect of steep bargains on assemble-yourself crap furniture.
This is London reports:
Of course, it's all Bush's fault.
Stabbings, riots, and turmoil greeted the midnight grand opening of IKEA Edmonton,
where an estimated 7000 persons gathered for the prospect of steep bargains on assemble-yourself crap furniture.
This is London reports:
Security guard Gerard Visagie said "I have never felt so threatened. It was madness. A guard next to me was punched by a customer. He had his jaw dislocated. People were punching and kicking me and screaming. We were under siege.'
Paramedics said they had feared a disaster. An ambulance service source said. "I thought it could be another Hillsborough. It's a miracle no one was killed."
Of course, it's all Bush's fault.
