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Thursday, April 13, 2006

HEY! Bill INDC thought I was

a two trick pony:

And here I thought all you knew how to do was wisecrack and p-shop


Little does he know, I can also bust a move,
with talent enough to join the Fat Boy Slim community dance troupe.

Todays's You tube living room hop experience, right about now.... FUNK

soul BRUTHA. The Rockafeller Skank:


Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Hey! It's "Queen Night" on Idol


I'm so there.

But when will it be Kate Bush night?









you tube "hammer horror"


Hmmmm. Let's prognosticate some song choices...

The rocking world sent "Fat Bottomed Girl" home....but this would be a fine choice for Taylor. However, I think he will do the cocker version of "You're my Best Friend."

Chris will do the warbliest "We will Rock You" ever heard.

Paris will belt out "We are the Champions"

Pickler and Bucky have a death match over "Crazy Little Thing Called Love". An armless Pickler will sing "Love Lies Bleeding."

E. yamin will choose "Mother Love"

Ace will find "Somebody To Love"

Am I leaving anybody out? Oh yeah, McFever.
"A Dozen Red Roses for my Darling" or bust.

"Glowing kittens ain't normal"


"Anyone with a lick of sense in his head knows that."


Los Alamos New Mexico - Federal authorities were quick to point out that a fire at the Los Alamos Laboratories in May did not cause any hazardous materials to contaminate the environment. Of course that was before White Springs resident Thomas Mallory found three kittens by the side of the road last week. Kittens that were glowing in the dark!....

Probe makes contact with Earth's Evil Twin



Word to wise - don't eat the metal snow.

1978's model and other random selections




Yeah, I've got the you-tube fever. I just discovered how fun it is to spend a brain-dead rainy weekend plugging in random search terms or finding old Gap commericals I used to like.

I rustled through my closet of memory brick-a-brac and pulled out old shoes long forgotten..some now stylish or still classic, some crushed and flattened and worthless, some ankle-breakers that were always stupid and remain so.

Thrills:
found the video I found most facinating when the genre was new Elvis ca. 1978 (but see if you don't start mentally inserting Jack Bauer about half way through) ...Planet Claire...Gumby.
I tried to copy some Shindig moves. (disclaimer: that's actually from Hullabaloo.)

Shame: I remembered the time I held my first beer can ( not actually drinking from it, mind), and freaked out all the Queen and Rush-lovin Wayne/Garth's at a party by putting The Kick Inside on the turntable, thinking I was way progressive. "Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder? What the hell is this?" Did someone step on a squirrel?!!" A good joke. I'm sure that platter would take a Zombie's head right off. Say, I guess Freaky Kate is fairly proto-Goth. I say she's to blame for School Shootings.

Cartoon shame: I remembered the time my 8-year-old self sent away for my free Jot kit. Jot the dot was a little Stealth-Christian Sunday-morning cartoon show that came on after Insight. He spent most of the show feeling really, really guilty. The Jot Kit was my childhood equivalent of an Ovaltine secret decorder ring - mail, for ME!) I actually spent weeks playing with it, secretly feeling guilty myself, as I was agnostic and felt I had aquired the toys, stickers and fan club info under false pretenses.

Biggest shame:Clap!Shake!Jump!'ed around the living room in April 2006 to this 2-minute Mp3: Stripes all Around!

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Hey America! The latest stupid-girl catchphrase is sweeping the nation!
Well, maybe not, but since I already used it six times today chasing my husband out of the house, I figure it could go viral.

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